The Demons

exterminate all the brutes!

2006-11-26T07:47:00.000-08:00

there are some people who truly deserve to die a thousand tortured deaths.

we are pretty

2006-10-13T06:55:00.000-07:00

For those who've missed us .

We'll be back in action after the A's .....

note to self: do we even have a substantial number of people who read our blog ..

love stacey

2006-07-30T05:45:00.000-07:00

89 days,
till our A's.

She's the Man

2006-07-20T04:17:00.000-07:00

please behave yourself at the bus stop, there are people watching from across the road.

-staceeeeeeeeyyyyyyy -

We're late......... but happy 7th .....to our favourite couple ..

Van and Stacey's Top 10 picks

2006-07-09T00:58:00.000-07:00

THE TOP 10 FAVOURITES

Carlos
Van:my inspiration :) Stacey : Gummy calls him the man with the tree trunk legs .

Torres
rapist?? no way. and eventhough, many people'll die to be his victim. the irony of it all. hahahahaha

Ramos
B-E-A-UTIFULL!

Kaka- did you know he was a virgin until he got married ...so cute right

C.Ronaldo
Van:He's a little kid in a grown man's game. he is really cool. if i were to start a soccer team, i'll get people just like him, passionate, relatively good looking and most importantly, emotional. (I love those tantrums and tears. wooo) Stacey: Note to all the bastards ,we love this bastard cause he came,he said and he did .managed to send Rooney off and send England home .

ljungberg
need we say why he's in our list of favourites??

Crespo Stacey:this one I have no comment.Only that his computer generated pic looks better than him ,and its Van's idea of good looking .

Totti-Stacey: van loves his intense eyes. He looks damm evil ...but the demons loves evil .

and .....

Romeo ....you're cuter than your father! .... One day you'll take over Uncle Ljungberg and model undies !!!

oh and David you can be no. 10 since I'm too lazy to go look for a picture of Cannavaro and since the whole world loves you ,so there must be something about you.But i doubt being on our top 10 list would make you stop sounding stupid. *hugs*

THE TOP 10 UNFAVOURITES

Torsten Frings

So you think you're a fighter lah... although you do look like one of those street fighter losers

Tim Borowski

Your mama's so stupid she didn't teach you to be less arrogant

THE ENTIRE FRENCH TEAM. WE HATE YOU. You dashed my dreams, and stole stace's money.

ESPECIALLY

Thiery Henry

Well. we exceeded 10 but I guess its because too many people annoy us on the pitch.

and to end it all with a big Bang .

Team Italia .thank you for being the Mafia's that you all are.

superman is my best friend.

2006-07-08T08:54:00.000-07:00

ello! jaclyn has decided to not be lazy and add another entry.
hahah anww as u all know.. jaclyn has finally turned 18!
and this weekend has been filled with much love thanks to all her dear friends.
altho i always say i hate surprises i actually SECRETLY like them alot and this years surprises have been oh-so-successful!
so i wana thank everyone who has made my 18th bday so special.

especially..

cass and cal - thank you for coming all the way to school to give me a surprise.
for getting the pretty pretty balloon and HAT (omg i will nv forget tt hat!) and the lovely cake and giving me the shock of my life. (i was really veryy SURPRISED okay!) but yess.. i'll work on my emotions next time.

van - for BLINDFOLDING me from school all the way to botanical gardens! and for ganging up with the taxi driver so that i would not be able to spoil my own surprise. and making me walk up the HILL and STEPS (while still blindfolded) and for listening to all my complains and "are we there yets" and "omg van im gg to fall!".

stace - for the cupcake and blowing up all the balloons and helping cass and cal TRICK me (and ditching me) and for being such a great party planner! (haha there was even a wet weather program!)

pam - for gg to town all by ureself (so independent ah!) to get me the sushi with mayo (hahah) and helping to plan as well!

sherms, yap yen and kerri - for the earings! hahah yess now we can all be the earring sisters.. right kerri?

and everyone elsee who sent me msgs and presents and the works.

thank you!
jaclynn loves u all many many (:

2006-07-06T01:41:00.000-07:00

HELLOOOOOOOOO ALL

It's been awhile and yea ok bye.

Love all of u!

<3 elsa

The world cup is OVER.

2006-07-01T15:27:00.000-07:00

BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL
OH the horrorr!!
I'm so utterly devastated by the loss.
Its like having chicken rice with no chicken, or a zoo with no animals or a pamela anderson with no implants.
The world cup has officially ended.

have you heard? the aliens are invading.

2006-06-30T20:18:00.000-07:00

hello everyone;

last night's germany vs argentina match was so exciting! I have never found soccer so exciting in my entire life. I was texting gummy and he was about to die from being so kan-cheong before they went into penalties and he was going to commit suicide.

pam: SAY LOH!!
gummy: dont talk to me.

well tonight we're going over to judas' place to catch more exciting matches. whoohoo. more sleepless nights. and because I forgot to bring my camera we don't photos of our trip to SRC yesterday. it was spoilt by a grumpy old security guard, since you wanted to hear it so bad, you suck.

monday is a holiday! from madam: let your hair down! haha I love madam she's the best. she gave us little trinkets from her trip to england. anyhoo, happy youthday haha.

pammy.

SURPRISE SHIMIN!

2006-06-27T15:56:00.000-07:00

ok, so once again, i'm sitting in stace's living room, talking to kaiwen and typing this. pammaye's dead on the couch, gummy's slouched down in a chair, jac's on stace's bed upstairs and stace in the spare room. Its funny how i'm still alive with such a lack of sleep. And, the song Blood Brothers by Iron Maiden just cannot leave my mind.

Brazil won ghana 3-0 while France owned Spain 3-1. Kudos to the French man. It was a great game indeed. Oh Ramos! Why are you so adrogenously cute. Check this, two(out of a few) of my favourite soccermen. together!

And I'll be your nurse! haha and i'll be a good one at that. ahaha :)

So econs was pretty ok. After laksa with my demons, I went to check out my next pair of boots. The Tiempo Legends. With a red swoosh. Or gold. Whichever.

We later visited stace at her place. Just when you thought you'd have yourself a long and peaceful night's sleep. hahaha all out of affection oKiesss. haha i hope you enjoy the stewed pork I brought you. hahahaha For some strange reason, the stewed pork i make never looks like this.

2006-06-27T04:45:00.000-07:00

if all ah bengs could look like this

and if all boys could be as cute as Romeo

hey guys...today, I was busy stalking ppl again right, and i realised my plan A uploaded a whole lot of photos on his friendster . yes!!!! But I cannot take his acne so I don't think he's cute anymore.and it seems like he hangs out with all sorts of wierdo girls.anyway no plan A no plan B .... shit lah! Van I still want that picture of him though.

2006-06-27T02:35:00.000-07:00

BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL
too bad the rest of the world's rooting for you :((

blue shoes and happiness

2006-06-25T06:41:00.000-07:00

HELLO!

okay, I know I'm like practically non-existent but hellothisis glampam finally making her debut. today, to my embarrassment, I watched High School Musical and I really liked it(don't laugh you! because if you watched it you'd like it too haha)

ter and I tried to get started on studying our favourite subject (econs) in the afternoon and were relegated to macs because coffee bean was fully occupied. irritating. God's lesson for me today was Laziness and Procrastination. but I saw the cutest little boy. HE WAS SO CUTE ASDKLFJHASI! okay.

anyway, I feel like holidays just begun. and it's 15 days till the Coldplay concert. hoorah. and yes stace, I've got photos in the thumbdrive. pass you the next time I see you. and we can pass it around so everyone has them how's that.

okay, YOU'D BETTER BE STUDYING JUDAS! haha

love, glampam.

guess who!!!

2006-06-20T07:46:00.000-07:00

Somehow, these two boys don't look anything like them.But if you're familiar with the way their faces are always so accurately positioned in photographs,you're bound to know who they're mimicking.

*oh yea ...the demons are not responsible for the pic .so don't come look for us even if you think the two boys look like you.

NIght out with Stace and Kai.

2006-06-17T15:16:00.000-07:00

So, its 6.17am and I've got tuition at 10am and i'm sitting in Staceys's living room, typing, drinking stout and talking to kaiwen, while that demon stace is all curled up in her bed like a baby kangaroo. Gummy just commited his first ever offence getting us a couple of beers. Can you believe it, they actually believed that he was over 18??? hahaha good ol' gummy.

Anyway, the mathches today were totally gay. Like by freak, ghana won, and USA drew with Italy, much to Kaiwen's dismay. hahahahaha some of the curses i had never heard before. Its only 4more hours to history tuition, and I haven't slept in the last 20++ hours. Yet Kaiwen and I are feeling so awake, alert. alive and enthusiastic. Actually, Gummy is feeling quite stoned and his hand is quivering. haha. Uncle Ted caught us sneaking out. hahahahha we had to break out of his own house like a couple of criminials and bbrave scary barking dogs and wierdo strangers jogging at like 5am??? talk about being psycho man.

shall blog about track camp and my st john's trip when i get pictures. i'm gonnna be so dead during tution for more reason than one.

happy birthay my dear elsa and my MCOS.

Love Vanessa Paran

2006-06-11T11:39:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Happy birthday lah Pamela Goh.

<3ELSAELSAELSASASASA.

2006-06-11T01:39:00.000-07:00

WELL HELLO.

If it werent for my nosey being i wouldn't have included myself in this little blog fiasco! LOL.

So there, I AM PART OF THE DEMONS LOL. And i better get nodding approvals from all of you hahahaha.

Well here's a retarded look from me to you.

Anyway, i wanna blog about Singaporean taxi drivers and how SHIT they are.

I was just waiting for a cab and i so happened to have like oh what, 6 BAGS ON MY BACK? And it was pouring so i thought maybe i'd get a cab soon ASSUMING that cab drivers in Singapore were a little more sympathetic.

Oh i was so wrong.

Not only are they UNsympathetic, they are KIASU and uncaring. Thumbs down to cab drivers who drive pass poor souls like me just for that auntie standing in front who happened to cut my queue.

Bitch.

Oh by the way, there's this awesome club called ToNFILA that all girls are encouraged to join. Because boys are pathetic and unsympathetic and uncaring, just like our local cab drivers who rush to the easiest target and make no efforts to make our little ride a little more enjoyable.

Like seriously, people like Mark and Tristan ought to burn in eternal hell and get their asses shoved with a pineapple like Hitler.

To Never Fall In Love Again. But seriously, who are we honestly kidding? We can never NOT fall in love because that's one of every female's basic instinct is.

But we'll step out there with our chins held high because nothing in this goddamn forsaken world can stop us. Because the Demons are here to take the world by storm and with overcharged lightnings and what not, we'll zap out every unwant on the face of the earth with our wits and sarcasm. HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE.

Make no mistake that i am full of overdramatics and outrage but we don't wanna live a life so mundane that an ant seems more interesting than us now do we?

<3
ELSAELSAELSA

Always listen to your mother!

2006-06-10T22:05:00.000-07:00

Hello demons.

Anyway,lets all get this straight,The demons came about because of Vanessa's random name calling.Everyone is a demon to her .It's all her fault that I'm watched by this random stranger that added me on friendster .

Take a look :
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=29460594

Damm creepy ...he's a 40 year old demon

Van! look at the forces you have unleashed ....your mother was right.....

This had better not be one of your pranks.

And brendan ! I had nothing to do with your friendster account,although i must admit you look very nice in the 2nd picture,so manly....Go go facial hair!!!

oh and Kacy loves you.

stacey

damien is my best fren.

2006-06-09T09:18:00.000-07:00

okay so i finally watched the omen.
and i now know what BRENDAN is talking about.
hahah if im the jackal.. ure dead (:

ANDDD everyone mark ure calenders for first of july!
cuz when sch re-opens our dearest vanny is going to KISS her dear eyecandy. (hint hint: his intials are ZY)
and its gonna be oh so exciting!
love u van!

ohh and for all u girls out there who are curious about dota
and are wondering why ure guyfriends or boyfriends are hooked onto it and wana try it our for ureslelf.
let me warn u: i tried it and it sucks.
hahah.

a clear instance of how curiosity killed the cat.

-urefavdemonjaclynn (:

you lucky biatch

2006-06-08T04:52:00.000-07:00

Van's got an ohhh so hot boyfriend .....

from junnys class!!!!

His name starts with M ......

--- ok I'm sorry ....lack of scandals these days---

love

your darling demon stacey .......

oh ...did u check the back of your head ...???just kidding .

THE OMEN

2006-06-06T21:54:00.000-07:00

Ok, so first up, ELSA LIM, you did a great job the other night. You're such a natural and it's a stepping stone to greater things alright. Proud of you man.

Ok so its Pammaye's birthday in a couple of days. DAM IT!!! One more person to leave me stranded in the "underage" agegroup. hahhaa Like Junny's birthday is on the 3rd of January?? So I'm like the same age as him for what, 6days?? And that demon Stacey's is like 9th Feb which isn't very much better. hahaha nvm, the longer you wait, the greater you'd relish it when it comes. hahhaa

Anyway, yesterday ALL OF US, EXCEPT JACLYN HSU caught The Omen. It's a pretty good show. I enjoyed it. But what I enjoyed more was watching Brendan Lee squirming in his seat, covering his face and peeping through his fingers. Stace and Pam met Tommy who looks so strange now, not becasue the hairstyle looks bad but because for the first time ever, he looks INDIAN! But don't worry cousin dearest, I think it looks A OK.

Training now, HELLO DEATH!

2006-06-02T06:34:00.000-07:00

SURPRISEEEE DEMON!!!!
WE LOVE YOU!!! HAHAHAHA
WE HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

Ok, so you must be really dense. I mean seriously, after all you've done, don't you think its enough. It's time to stop. Like STOPPPPPP with the incessant calling and texting, and the sympathetic conversations which arise out of obligation because although you may miss her and all, it's not fair or funny anymore. Bugger off already. There's just no point, you're going off anyway. She doesn't need you because she DOES HAVE friends who will stand by her in mucked times. And just in case you haven't noticed, we're all doing better without you, assface.